{"id":308,"date":"2005-10-25T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/2005\/10\/rorschach-test\/"},"modified":"2005-10-25T16:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T16:12:00","slug":"rorschach-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/2005\/10\/rorschach-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Rorschach test"},"content":{"rendered":"

Somebody, who nose who, has made me wonder what I would see in one of those Rorschach ink blot tests. Actually that’s a scary thought indeed. I suppose first off it would all depend on the kind of day or month I was having.<\/p>\n

Let’s examine some of my more recent moods:<\/p>\n

Pre-graduation: The dean burning my diploma and laughing.<\/p>\n

Preparing the house for sale: Another closet full of clutter…and skeletons!<\/p>\n

The week before our first closing: Me in handcuffs for shooting our buyer…why not, I’d already been arrested for drug and theft!<\/p>\n

The week we moved in to our rental home: German roaches all over the damn page!
Homeschooling thoughts: My kid’s diplomas being burned.<\/p>\n

Now: monk robes with the stitching coming un-done as my children walk around in them in public.<\/p>\n

And those are the normal things I’d see. For now I’ll just imagine I see a nice big cup of steaming coffee with a cranberry-orange scone. Yum.<\/p>\n

However to quote Larry from Veggie Tales…"It’s a lip!"
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Somebody, who nose who, has made me wonder what I would see in one of those Rorschach ink blot tests. Actually that’s a scary thought indeed. I suppose first off it would all depend on the kind of day or month I was having. Let’s examine some of my more … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}