{"id":60,"date":"2008-11-14T13:35:37","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T13:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/2010\/09\/programming-jokes\/"},"modified":"2010-09-30T02:36:10","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T02:36:10","slug":"programming-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/2008\/11\/programming-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Programming Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the best programming jokes from this <a href=\"http:\/\/stackoverflow.com\/questions\/234075\/programmer-jokes-whats-your-best-one\">StackOverflow list<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px;\" dir=\"ltr\"><p>Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin.<\/p>\n<p>They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work.<\/p>\n<p>Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Very well\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, says God, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153let us see if Jesus has fared any better.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.<\/p>\n<p>Satan is astonished. He stutters, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus&#8217; program is intact! How did he do it?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>God chuckles, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Everybody knows: Jesus saves.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the best programming jokes from this StackOverflow list: Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mooredynasty.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}