April 19, 2024

Rorschach test

Somebody, who nose who, has made me wonder what I would see in one of those Rorschach ink blot tests. Actually that’s a scary thought indeed. I suppose first off it would all depend on the kind of day or month I was having.

Let’s examine some of my more recent moods:

Pre-graduation: The dean burning my diploma and laughing.

Preparing the house for sale: Another closet full of clutter…and skeletons!

The week before our first closing: Me in handcuffs for shooting our buyer…why not, I’d already been arrested for drug and theft!

The week we moved in to our rental home: German roaches all over the damn page!
Homeschooling thoughts: My kid’s diplomas being burned.

Now: monk robes with the stitching coming un-done as my children walk around in them in public.

And those are the normal things I’d see. For now I’ll just imagine I see a nice big cup of steaming coffee with a cranberry-orange scone. Yum.

However to quote Larry from Veggie Tales…"It’s a lip!"

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